Hey you !@#$ out there. This is HG.
Now I've got to tell you people that unlike Dorky, I hate watching cricket. I simply can't stand the fact that a sphere of a couple inches diameter excites 11+11+4*+billion people.
The advent of IPL has according to me, further felled the game in my eyes. Now I never thought that cricket was a gentleman's game (hey we've got Harbhajan and Srisanth), but still since when did cheerleaders invoke interest in the Indian unfair** sex???
Riddle 1:
What's worse than purchasing U, Me Aur Hum's ticket?
What's more gross than a dancing firangi pot-belle'
It's watching morosely colorful*** IPL cricket!!!
Nothing more on it will be written by me.
Now to the more interesting part of the post: Dorky's weight gain program!!! roflmao!!!
Okay good he's not here. Dorky's size zero frame was attracting too much of that unwanted staring from not-so-straight people. So he decided to put on some weight. He first joined this gym near college and dropped after two days. Hey that's still an improvement from the last time.
So he's back in home now. And guess what.. he's eating his heart out, in the house.
Hehe, poor Dorky doesn't know that he's 'in' for a potbelly.
Riddle 2:
Who's so thin, it's difficult and murky
To say if he'd look like Posh even after a stuffed turkey
No prizes for guessing, it's beloved Dorky!!!
* Was actually meant to be for the 3 umpires, but some between-the-match shows claim there are four!!!
**That's what we're called right??
***Does that qualify as an oxymoron?
P. S. 1: I'm not a publicist for Ajay Devgan
P. S. 2: Yo' mama's so thin, she makes Posh look like she eats for a living!!!
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2 comments:
"I simply can't stand the fact that a sphere of a couple inches diameter excites 11+11+4*+billion people."
I simply can't understand your attitude towards popular sport.
(By popular i also imply football,which you hate as well.)
As far as i know, the only sport you like is basketball (a game which stretches to about 3 hrs when it is supposed to be over in 48 minutes)
I take it that you are not suitable for sport and it would be better if you refrain from making any further comments (on sports)
Do you watch saas-bahu programs or what???
@rahul
Dorky: You're right dude... HG sucks at sports... doesn't even know the abc's of cricket
HG: look look who's talking. buddy when was the last time you held on to something remotely close to a sporting equipment. hey dorky shut up. buddy sports isn't just watching tv and shouting on a blog. much more than that
about cricket... tell me is it really that fun to watch 30-inch-waist women dancing?perv.
about football... i don't remember saying i hate football.. i must've mentioned that i don't have it in me to follow the game closely
about basketball... hey the balls are bigger ok?? so no commenting
about saas-bahu programs...hmmm...i only follow the humor on them in papers
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