Livin la vida loca

Read the newspaper today. That's a new for the month.
Holidays started. Skin diseases reincarnated. Man beside me in bus farted.

Now obviously to save your puny brain from making any effort: This is HG.
Guess Dorky's exams did have an effect on me. I did lose my ability to rhyme at opportune moments but I got it back again. So here's a HG riddle:

What's more painful than a foot full of pus?
What's more fun than hearing an 80 yr old cuss?
It's a ride 25 kms long in the godforsaken city bus!!!

So what's the big fuss??
Good question. My trip from college to home: quite eventful.
First I couldn't get a seat in the bus, what with my sore foot (now there really wasn't any pus you dingy) the pain aggravated when a man 'mistakenly' dropped his heavy sack on it. Aargh!!
You gross pundit, no pus splashed across the bus. So stop it!!

Next I got a seat beside this man the looks of who would make you say: I don't need a bath for a year. Now as the second line said, this guy literally farted and wasn't even apologetic. Stereotypical of the Patancheru dudes.

But all that was forgotten when two senior citizens, with no sense of morality whatsoever started quarreling and one of them blurted profanity at the other. Yes, I'm going to tell you what the old man said: He quoted Samuel Jackson albeit in Hindi. Repeated atleast 5 times. So unimaginative.

That really lightened the mood for the rest of us, and some* even started laughing their asses off at the plight of the old men.

HG new feature: Question of the blog-day.
What's Hieros Gamos?? Google my name.

*that was the whole bus-me

P. S. 1: Gonna have a longer riddle next time
P. S. 2: Still thinking of the pus, aren't you?
P. S. 3: Who put that title??

Sayonara!!! Damn the French lessons...

the indecision blues contd...

Hi there people. This is me Dorky. Yeah and I'm not in good spirits (like always). HG had some errands to do so couldn't be here.
Yeah and it's the indecision problem once again. Don't know what's got into the whole college. Everyone's just talking about taking up honors!!! I mean isn't that insane. You'll have a college which will say after 2 years: "We have about 180 students in this batch and there are about 180 honors' students".
Pathetic. Corrigible. Whatever that means. It sounded nice.

I must tell that after the situation in Lhasa, I'm waiting for Richard Gere's comments on the Olympics rather than how many monks were killed. That's inhumane, I know, but you see sometimes I feel like impersonating HG.

Saw the disheartening Australian Grand Prix*. It was doubly, no wait triply pathetic. First Ferrari couldn't make it. And an abysmal performance ensured that they managed a solitary point. Second, that Brit Bast got it once again. Third, though this was expected, Force India's dismal performance. I don't think that they should be wearing the country's name. I mean if Italy and UK do not, then why do we? Does anybody have Mallya's number?

*You could make that: results of

P. S. 1: I know I shouldn't write any P. S.'s, but what the heck!!!
P. S. 2: See that was a trait of HG
P. S. 3: No smiley's in this post

the indecision blues

indecision: the trait of irresolution; a lack of firmness of character or purpose

Yeah and that's what Dorky wanted to speak about, but through my "mouth" because he was busy. Nothing more on him okay?

It seems that he's going really indecisive nowadays. Now see, it's 5 in the morning, his stomach is upset and he can't decide which bathroom to go and vomit in!!! Should he go to the farther one to avoid the stench or go to the one opposite the room(ask his dorkier room-mate about that) to remain "loyal"??
Now he selects the one away from our room, he goes to the other bathroom but he can't decide which sink to select!!!
That's a new height!!! He's been doing that more regularly now.

Now dorky's got exams and what's fun is, he's playing geometry wars like katrina's under his pants. Talking about exams and studies, there definitely is indecision as to what field to consider for honors, but that's a minor issue.
Getting back to more serious issues, I can't decide as to whom to vote, Obama or Clinton ??(you see I've it all planned out... I'm going to be an american desi... it's cool to have an accent)

Waiting for wedding pics!!!

Shouldn't have eaten the Rs. 15 omelette

There were wars once again at the messaging board in dc... Boy i love them all.

Love Russell Peters*. Love CJ Papa**. Love myself.

* No, I ain't gay
** I ain't gay 2

P. S. 1: You should've seen his puke. I mean that was gross!!!
P. S. 2: You should'nt have seen my puke. It was mine!!! Why did you see it??
P. S. 3: Now you see that was him, Dorky
P. S. 4: this is going to be the last one
P. S. 5: my hands are tiring
P. S. 6: myyyyyy haaaan........